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Tamaranean Flush Wine: So named because it’s made from the M’loarth plant, which releases a very potent aphrodisiac when distilled and liquified (that’s the same plant in the Arboretum; I’m just naming it now). It has a relaxing and intensifying affect on Tamaraneans, but rapidly induces sexual activity in humans. It’s not as sweet as Thanagarian Malt, but it’s not quite as bitter as Kryptonian Sunspot.

Thanagarian Malt: A thick, heavy grain alcohol with a very sweet taste (almost like a candy) and a subtle attack. The high sugar content makes it hit humans harder than Thanagarians, but the slow-release grain used in it makes the “drunk” feeling take longer to actively feel.

Kryptonian Sunspot: In the interest of preserving some of his planet’s history, Superman first created this in the Fortress of Solitude, sharing it only with Batman and Wonder Woman, the three of them willing to test the after-effects. After discovering that the level of drunkenness varied based on the drinker’s endorphin levels, the trio agreed to introduce it to the League, but only with a full explanation of how it works.
The happier the drinker is, the slower it will hit them; the sadder or angrier the drinker, the faster it will make them drunk. It has a strong but not unpleasantly bitter taste.

Fluvian wine: From the E’Vals on the undersea planet Fluvian, this wine is generally given as gifts. It has a light, flowery slightly sweet-swampy taste and can essentially give the human consumer the equivalent of a mild ecstasy high, without the crash afterwards. In short, it makes fun into even more fun. Interestingly it has no real effect if the drinker is unhappy. Other than a nice taste.